oh hey link what’s up little guy
you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?
well let’s take a look see
it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma
i’m so proud
when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about
"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"
the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests